well, lets spill out our feelings ? shall we ?? =)

yesterday's chem's class was kinda fun though...xD
cuz of the experiment Mr.Tham did....LOL ~ xD
we're not able to do this experiment ourself cuz it's a bit dangerous....since tat it's a bit explosive....so mr.tham say : "Being the protective teacher, we won't allow u to do the experiment...i will conduct the experiment n u all will watch the results...so if anything happens, it will happen to me..."
hahaha...listenin him sayin tat made the class laughed...
seein the chemical reactions tat happen when lithium,sodium n potassium was reacted with water n oxygen ...O.o ~

lilac colour flame produced ~ o.0 ~

we started off with reacting with water....damn nice ! can hear hissing sound....n it's rate of dissolving...become faster n faster...some more reactive elements will produce flame on water...the pottasium produced a lilac flame n a small explosion on the water...n i meant a very small one...not "ka-boom" ! n the whole lab turns black tat kind...some water came "jumping" out ...=X n kena Mr.Tham the day before...n his hands were having some white spots...=S so, when it came to this experiment again, he took a small basin n put it infront of him for protection like a shield....( imagine tat scene wei...so funny ! very cute.... hahahahahaha.... )

use ur imagination....change tat fella to Mr.Tham holdin a small basin...xD

more funny things happened later, when lithium was reacted with oxygen....(wait, it was lithium or sodium ?? alah, dun care la...i 4got...the main point is the colour...but it was probably lithium... ) the colour was...omG !! amazing ~ it's so nice....u should've seen it urself ! =D
and white smoke lingering inside the gas jar...
the cutest part of all is...we thought the reaction finished...but it's not fully done actually...
Mr.Tham start to ask us a question....( crap ! i forgot wat he asked....i member just now....but as i start to type i forgot....=S )
it should be sumtin like this : " Is it reactive or sumtin ?"
and out of the blue, the gas jar "hiccup" xD hahahahhaha !
it's cover jump a bit up n cover back again....
n Mr.Tham says : " I think it's tryin to tell us yes... "
LOL ~ n of course, we all burst out laughing....imagine that... isn't the hiccup part cute ?! *sigh, i miss that part...X)

oh well, the whole thing was fun ~ but we have to end up writin report as usual...xD
luckily, it's kinda easy...*i suppose...=P
then another funny scene came up during bio class...
divi suddenlly stood up screamin there's a rat....n i'm sittin right next to her F.Y.I....
gosh....scared me...luckily it's under the sink...at the drain thingy there...=X and of course, common reaction...everyone came forward n see wat's happenin n stuff...
see how big in size the rat would be....is it dead or sumtin...
when i look at it...the first thing tat came into my mind is RATATOUILLE ~ lol !
it looked adorable...very cute...BUT ! tat doesn't mean tat i love it or sumtin...
Mr.Kuzailan got quite annoyed ....like no one ever seen a rat or sumtin ....so he came forward...bent down n ACT like he picked up the rat in a VERY FAST MOTION...
n proclaime : " Hah ! i got it....!! "
n as if he's holdin the rat....he swing left n right....well, in his as fast as lightning speed....i doubt tat anyone saw whether there's a rat or not...but if he really wants to pick up the rat ...i can tell u ....HE DARE ! so don't try to dare him....
everyone got so freaked out n run away....i m sitting there...so, i can't run....ppl came banging me to the table....OUCH ! freaking pain ! hu did tat ?!?! * i dunno... but u ppl should really watch where u all are headin....cuz the table is not mobile ok....it's stuck to the ground type....i m just like hitting into cement...=/

a jumping rat ?! lol ~ ratatouille ~~~

Later, when he continue his class...divi can't help but keep on lookin back at the rat...yea, i noe ... it's kinda freaky to have it nearby ur legs....suddenly, she just say : " Eh ! it's breathing ! It's still alive n it is drinking the water....how cute ! "
well, cuz it isn't moving at all at first...so we all thought it was a dead rat....mana tau...it's ALIVE ~ O-O"
Kuzailan says back to div : " Don't be suprise if the rat come jumpin on u ~ "
lol ~ imagining the rat jump is a bit freaky...xD
then out of sudden , Kuzailan took a piece of paper ( it's a rather big piece one ) n threw it towards div n says the rat is jumpin on her....lol ! she's freaked out a bit at first n laughed out loud later : "This... ( holdin up the white paper Kuzailan threw ) is the rat ?? " in a sarcastic n skeptical look...xD LOL ~ learn tat ! xD
actually i felt tat rat was kinda brave u noe....it doesn't even move when we're surrounding n chattering around it....goodness sake...=O
it was only untill Kuzailan poured water into the sink n the water went down the sink ...the rat ran away...=X wow ! bravo ! can stay tat long ~ xD

u noe sumting ? i was thinking u noe...tat the rat was quite lucky n took the smart choice to be in the bio lab...cuz if it is in the chem lab earlier...it would be drinking alkaline checmical instead of water....=X or it would be DEAD ?? maybe u noe...
goin back time was a bit disastrous...
i stayed back for badminton....n later tat night i forgotten about my add maths tuition ! arghhhh !! i guess, i had too much in mind nowadays....=S
i decided to say break up with him after considerin on this issue for weeks....he probably already felt tat i m avoidin him n sumting's wrong n stuff....since tat i have not been replyin him for quite some time...
our relationship lasted for 53 days....a month plus edi....
is this my longest relationship ? i tink yes...=/
the feeling just ain't right....i felt pressurized some how... =| dun ask anymore...i wont give feed back on the reasons....my lips are sealed....=X there...there....dun misunderstand ! i din break up because of another guy ... swear !
actually i felt kinda guilty u noe....maybe i shouldn't have accepted him at the first place...then all this wouldn't happen...but hu noe's bout the future ? no 1 can predict...right ?? it's no use sayin all these now....the past is the past...just let it be...oh well, he might hate me...i have no idea... i m just guessin...forget it ! let's talk back something not so moody...=/

as for today,

we learnt some sign language at st.john ! wow ~ i tink tis is so far the best class for st.john ever...lol ~ it's so fun...
i learnt how to say my name without speakin ~~ yipee ~~~ =P
i wonder where's kelly....she should come....then we can learn together...xD
haha....i should teach this to sze at skool later....xD
well...since kelly din come...i tink i should upload some photos to show her how does the sign language we learnt looks like....=P
we learnt alphabets....numbers....n how to act some words...xD
ltk's demonstration was kinda funny too ! hahaha...=P
and CAUTION ppl ! u CANNOT call a person deaf and mute ....just deaf....
we are not allowed to talk durin the class...complete silence....ok, maybe not fully...but almost all the time....
we're only allowed to communicate usin sign language....so if u wanna speak up....type it on ur phone or write on a piece of paper then....since tat we cant really say everything using sign language...xD

here's ltk....tryin to teach us how to ask ppl to excuse u so that u can pass through if two ppl are deaf...

have any idea wat's this sign ?? if u say it's all those break dance ppl style punya "Yo !" ...
U ARE WRONG !
it's actually " love " in sign language...xD

this is clapping for sign language...LOL ~~ X)

numbers from 1-10 ....i learnt it ~~~ =P i even learnt more than that...xD

tis is alphabets in sign language....i succeed to say my name is amy lai in sign language ! wakakakka....=P


tis is a bad example...u shouldn't learn ltk....callin deaf ppl by using things hitting or throwing them....lol !! okie...maybe i twisted the story..."A BIT " xD

now i know wat's the siren thingy on ambulance for....it's for the deaf ppl ...to tell them there's fire since tat they can't hear....they can see the lights frm the siren thing....n RUN FOR THEIR LIFE ! =O

rude ltk ~ how can u terus pass by deaf ppl like tis ! learn sign language ~~~ =P wakakakakaka....

i finally knew tat how difficult it would be if u cant talk....
the feelin of not talkin....bubbling like i usually do is just... weird....xD
i have no idea tat actually deaf ppl are havin special abilities in cinemas....u can get a way cheaper price to go in...n get a better seat....lol ~ ltk told us tis n asked us not to act like we're deaf or sumtin when we go to buy ticket....hahahahaha....y he wanna remind us after tellin us....maybe ppl didn't think of it at all at first, but after he reminded us....ppl might really go n do so.... ! thx to ltk....lol ~

oh great...i forgot wat he's tryin to show here....xD
sorry ~~ i tend to forget stuff....=P

wow, i guess....this is the longest blog i had written so far....xD oops...forgotten ! i have this book review competition thingy at the library on the comin monday....pray for me !! =P how "great" ?? i dunno wat to say....i have stage frights....no need stage....speakin in a decent way with those serious expression in front of others can make me die ! X~X
how m i suppose to tell Pn.Goh that i m skipping her art class ...=S OMG !!! die...die...die...crap, i have to miss her class...n dunno wat they did later...T^T
i haven't draft out my speech yet...cuz too many homework ! =X
k la...gtg ~ bye ! ;)

this oni is japanese's house...xD

u need specs ltk ~ XD

LOL ~ ltk thought tat i went for some photoshoot n i m in some kind of japanese costume at my msn dp....hahhahaha...it's actually just my skool uniform with a green box karaoke sticker on it...xD
n the background is my baby sitter's house kitchen... some how it transfer into some japanese house in his eyes ...hahahhaha...does tat means i ada potential ?? XD hahahhaa *mula perasan...AS USUAL ~ =P keke...

when u have kimmy as ur friend....ur shirt will definitely turns out to be like tat ! XD

edited green box sticker ~ xD

tat green box sticker tingy was pasted by kim onto my shirt....xD cuz yesterday...the green box truck tingy came to our skool...free sing k ~ but no one dare to go....hahhahahahah....like they will eat u up alive....xD
the first group tat's darin enough to go up....is lionel n kim....n then i follow....hahhahahaa....lionel is singing womanizer...n there's ppl tellin me he sang off key or sumtin ? XD lol ~
but i noe he sing quite soft la...cuz even us can't really hear him...=X

sing ppl ~ sing ~~ =P

i heard tat they say may poh sang too.....with fer... ( dunno how to spell his full name...just incase wrong, so better write it short...=P )
awww.....i missed it ! iish....cuz i went home....hahaha....if not...i definitely will stay till quite late..."8" a bit mah....see hu sing....=P kaka....

how i wish i can say tat to my teacher as well...X)
but ! IMPOSSIBLE ~ =X

OMG ~ anyone noe how to do the physic experiment tingy ?? crap wei ... i dunno how to count it ...n i m suppose to finish it today n let other group members to copy tomorrow ~ =S
i need GAN's help ~~~~ gan ~~~~ where are u ~~~ ??
yesterday was foolin around with my "twin" .....chill "twin" i m not serious bout the part i m not talkin to u forever...XD hahahhaha....i noe u r kiddin as well....n ur apology is accepted...xD haha....i dunno whether u saw my last msg...so, i thought i should write it here...UNLESS ! u din read my blog !!! =|

me n twin argue-ing ?? XD hahahahaha....

i m in dilemma....dunno how to make decision...
i dunno m i right or wrong....
m i suppose to do it ?
somebody ~ HELP !!!!! >~<

port dickson ~~~ but ! we're not goin to this 1....XD

this year camp will be held at P.D....should i go ?? >-<
sonshine camp....hmmm.....hu wanna join ?? XD haha....

live ur life...fill it with smiles...n laughter always.... THAT...is what i wished for mine.... no worries....no problems that bother u ....isn't tat going to be GREAT ?!

what's wrong with me ? basically, EVERYTHING...

problems started with mankind....which unfortunately, includes ME... wat ?!!? i din do anything....ok, maybe i did....but once in a while...=X i dun seem to be gettin over THAT matter....it's starting back...crap...what to do now..?? >~< alrite...alrite....i seem to be talking to myself....no 1 understands which matter i m referring to....BUT, that's the point....u guys shouldn't noe....let u all wonder...=P *i'm evil...i noe...need not remind me that FACT... maybe i m just a little too not over the matter with "***" .... maybe .... maybe ... once in a while, my mind will drift back to "***" ...wat on earth is happening to me ?? T^T

gosh, i wish i could sleep like them in class ! =S

i have lots of work....AS USUAL ~ haih.... today, went for rukun negara...great, i just received the news tat i m suppose to be the ketua aktiviti for next week's meeting....i must plan sumtin for the members to do....BUT WHAT ??? somebody tell me ~~~ suggestion needed badly .....pls do give ur idea ! =/
hahhaha....but at least i did had some laughter today....pui li's tag suddenly fell down....no reason, out of sudden ...when she's talkin.... n all of us burst out laughing....XD chem's class is sleepy....it really can make 1 drowsy...*yawn ~ i was sitting right infront of the teacher...how to sleep ? >-< but still i manage to get "some" ( which is really little....can't concentrate on what Mr.Tham is teachin at all ) .... now n then ...i m so freaking sleepy ! @~@

the great hit on my table ~ xD

my honey corn flakes were kinda like a hit on my table ?? haha....it finished very quickly.... everyone...GRAB ! hahahhaha....xD glad tat u guys have fun n enjoyed...=) and guess wat ? sze was like suggesting each of us bring different snacks everyday ....xD hu's gonna bring haagan dazs then ?? XD i wonder...=P so i end up having some kokocrunch later....since tat my corn flakes finished...haha....changed cereal....=P well, rukun negara time....the guys were dancing n singing in front....i really laughed...xD it's kinda embarrasing though....i mean for them la....they even added in dance moves...but i tink it's kinda CUTE actually...xD wakakakkaka.....u should see it urself !

who's gonna bring this ??? i wan !!!! people....learn to share ! sharing is caring ~ XD

i felt like making this decision ....can't write here...incase "somebody" come n read.... but i really duno wat should i do....still lingering around tat question....struggling to make a decision.... HELP me ~~~~~~~~~ XO

ltk ~~~ xD

when smart student wrote lbk on his pm....it kinda reminds me of ltk (the egg) xD hahahahaha.....it's not tat i love to eat so much tat it reminds me of food....k....it just pop into my mind....new name for him now x) keke =P

before ....

and after ...

well...yesterday was out for sze's bday celebration....bought stuff...n now i m officially BROKE....=/ sob...sob... but i love my shirts ! =D *hugs n kisses ~ din manage to go in roller cuz the train dellayed ? stupid train...luckily second round not stuffy oni... i went to change at ktm there....maklumlah, aunty i ....(ahem ...ahem wan mah....faham faham la....) go back time is a bit mafan....change in car ! lol~ warn u first... dun tink wrong...just in case u did.... i just wear a shirt on top my shirt...two layers....hhahahaha....hopefully it was too dark tat they din realize i m wearin another shirt inside....=X when in ktm yesterday kiko was leaning on the train door....n they were sayin tat dun lean so much...later open....n out of the blue...it really DOES ! =O LOL ~ so tepat 1....hu's burung gagak mouth said tat....xD definitely not me ~ =P
and when we're headin home....the ktm door just don't close ! =='' wait so long aso tak tau tutup 1....it's stationary there...not movin at all....dunno how long edi oni the door close n the train starts to move.... >~<

walkin on heels can really kills at times....=X

Da Mouth ~

yesterday walked in heels...for around 12 hours edi....ouch....hurt like crap...=( saw Da Mouth....well...nth really special actually....not like they're alien...they din have 3 eyes....green skin , flabby ears n stuff...so, need not to be too curious....just normal people...xD haha....on the way to monorail tat time we stand up there n look down....da mouth we're just below us....lookin down to the crowd takin pictures.... now i noe how superstars feels ! hahahahahaha....xD it was as if they were capturin our pictures.....sooooooooooooooo freakin much flash !! ouch ~ eyes aso sakit edi....how they tahan 1 oh...=| ...i m kinda in love with the song 我知道 by By2 now....i love it...=) this song is nice to me...n their new album picture....is so far the best after so many of it...they look much better....no offense...xD

By2 new album ~ =)


yummy yummy ~

i m really feelin lazy now....n i still have lots of lots of homeworks to do...=S crap....first ting is to finish up my stupid essay...n the "gud" news is....i have NO IDEA on which i should do...i dun feel like doing any of it...all of the topics are difficult ? =/ hmmmm.....how la now....somebody ~ save me !!!!!!!!! help !!!!!!!!!!!!! * wails i tried KFC new drink yesterday --- krushers , cookies n cream 1 !! =) ok la...not bad....but i feel like tryin yogurt next time....banana strawberry ! i wonder how will it taste like then....xD oh ya...i m goin to submit an essay for inspirasi book at skool....but i tink it's too long....4 pages....they might band it...T^T crap, waste my ink doin the printin n time for typin....n my effort for takin out the big n heavy printer ! =S haih...nvr mind....maybe i will submit another paper...just one page of jokes....then it might masuk....need to do all those typin , printin n takin out printer job again....=(
as for now, just a short update will do...=P bye readers ~ =)

alrite...alrite....i admit it...i m being kinda lazy recently....so i didn't update....thx to kelly i m writing tis...xD if not...i tink i will just wait longer till she starts to urge me again...learn to be so lazy frm hu ? we shall put the blame on "mr.smart student" then....=P u won't mind rite ? XD oh ya ! * note to mr.smart student : i STILL believe tat u are LYING ~~~ i dunno wat's gotten into me lately....i feel...different...somehow just...not the same anymore... soooooo NOT ME ? @~@
i just enjoy reading fan fics....yes, i gain back my interest on it AGAIN....=P


i plan to buy con....but....i dun dare to wear it...=S seeing ppl simply takin in n out as if it's not dangerous at all make me envy...=/ why can't i be like them....i dunno....i m just...SCARED... >~< but....i got astig too...con can order tat as well ???? i have NO IDEA.... maybe i m not tat afraid of puttin in....just the takin out part is freaking me off....OUCH ~ isn't tat like pinching ur eyes ??? O-O'' a bit creepy huh ?



today i went to skool with my NEW HAIR ....yea...i cut my fringe....=X just cut it yesterday...do i look weird ? pls tell me no....=| sze's b'day is comin ~~~ let's celebrate ! X) i haven't prepare myself for oral exam...anyone did ?? tell me wat to talk about....i will shake if i talk infront of class...imagine speakin to a crowd ? isn't tat worse ? i m timid....a wimp....watever....i m just me okie...nobody's perfect....i have negative things and characteristics bout me too...


Miss Tang gave us a piece of paper to work on today....the passage was to be filled in with our ans....everything in the passage was perfectly fine ...EXCEPT the last part... " they look perfectly normal except the fact that they were floating 1.5 m above the ground." spooky ~~~~ isn't it....xD and tat's the begining of how we started sharing ghost stories in class....hahahhahaha.....it's kinda fun though...=P

i m quite satisfied with the last essay i pass up to Miss Tang....just hope tat i can get good comments....and not "too much words..." cuz she dun like essays too long... okay...okay... i admit...maybe i m a bit over limit to wrote 1909 words for my essay...=S but....it's inspiration k....u shouldn't stop them when they're coming towards u....or else they'll feel rejected n will NEVER visit u ever again...


yup...i m avoiding someone....just can't help to do it....tats y i say i dunno wat's gotten into me....i dun hate tat particular person....but it's not like i like the person a lot too....just normal....no feelings develop ? we haven't talk much lately....we even dun really see each other edi....i even talk more to other friends that's not tat close than to tis particular person tat i m suppose to be quite close to.... isn't tat WEIRD ?? gosh....something's really wrong with me....but what ?? too much pressure ?? hmmm.....i should get myself a bit more relaxed next time....=]

lol ~ sorry kelly...didn't update for 2 days edi....=P

yesterday ... "mr.smart student" did helped in brightening up my day... =) haha....his demonstration on ways to help those who were injured was really FUNNY ! hahahahahhaha....i laughed till my i cry....thx "bun king" !! xD
let me show u some pics....XD
the student oni fake unconscious....mana tau he go and put his hand on his face...i pity him...everyone laughed out loud....

wei...wei...wei...he fake unconscious oni la...no need to put ur hand on his face one la...see how sufferin he feel...XD

just now was someone heavier suppose to be the one kena angkat....but "smart student" hand pain edi....XD so, changed ppl....to a smaller size one...=P

two-handed seat ~ xD haha....

OMG !! wat are u doing ?!??!?! like molesting him....xD see....he so akward edi la...*laugh like mad ~ XD

tis one...somehow remind me of last time China ppl pun tandu....xD haha...."smart student" aso have to angkat tandu ah....chamnya ~~ =P

ok....i wont talk much in this post...=P cuz still got a lot of homework ! haha...
my essay really make till my hands very pain...7 pages !! haih....aso malas to count words edi...='(
i just found some really funny jokes....thought it would be gud to share them to u ~ =D
help to brighten ur day ~ keke...

How to Tell When Someone's Lying...

How to Tell You're in a Lot of Trouble... *look at the person on stage...xD


1) Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."


2) A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"

The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"


3) One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"


4) Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood."

"We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us."

The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave.

When he returns, he is covered with blood.

The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?"

The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?"

"Yes," the other bat answers.

"Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."


5) Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside named Killer; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"

Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed, yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.

As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"

To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him!!!"


6) Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who created the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good” and Janice fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell back asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted!


7) Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!


8) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
* The Engagement Ring
* The Wedding Ring
* The Suffe-Ring
* The Endu-Ring

9) There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.


10) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie.

enjoy ?? haha....hope u did...*wink ;)

one word recently ----- DEPRESSED...
things just don't turn out well...my world is UPSIDE DOWN ~
especially friendship ?
hmmmm......frustrated....last year case was repeating itself AGAIN...history just tend to repeat themselves don't they ? =(
plus, the amount of homework teachers are giving is definitely making things worse...=/

april fool's today...
any1 kena trick ??
my "lovely" friend just tricked me....great...
actually we were planning that...i buy him a slice of cheese cake n he'll have to dye my hair for me...totally F.O.C ....actually, i won ! but then....he CANCEL of the deal....just because today is april's fool ?!?!?!?! hmph ! liar ~~ cheater ~~ xD
mr."smart student" also tried to trick me....n he kinda succeed ?? XD
iish....

moody ... moody ...
we weren't talkin much recently...tat's y i m so moody....=(
anyone can help to brighten my day ?? pls do so ...i need tat badly....
just saw my "twin" .....acting so cutely ! sitting there....swinging frm left to right n back again...XD hahahahahahahaha....really helps in brightening up my day....
especially the showing teeth part....hahahahhahaha.....funny....=P
tryin to kill me with scissors....tink twice twin ! u will not wanna lose such a gud twin like me....=P keke....

tis is me n mena .... X) be the best , beat the rest !! =P

ohkay ~ i got to offline now....so , i should stop here....bye readers ! *i noe it's short...just take it k....xD